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SWORDTEMBER DAY 15: LIQUID
A contingency weapon. A syringe filled with an alchemical substance its creator has called "Liquid Luck". Per the creator, the purpose of the liquid is two-fold - when injected into the air, the substance engulfs the needle and solidifies into a bladed weapon ("useful in a pinch"); when injected into living tissue, the substance acts as a stimulant and IN THEORY should raise the luck of the individual as well for a short period of time. So far in the testing environment, this Liquid Luck appears not to grant luck, but is instead influenced by the luck of the test subject - which, thus far, has resulted in 4 out of 5 individuals being stabbed through the arm as the substance solidifies into a blade rather than remain in its liquid state. It appears this latest batch of pathfinders are an incredibly unlucky bunch.
#swordtember#swordtember 2024#dnd#pathfinder#my art#sorry for no day 14#work kicked my ass and I passed out immediately after getting home lol
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More of the same thing because they make me smile and I care about them a lot ok !?!
These two r soooooo clingy w/ each other and there is little in the world you could do to change my mind. Albin saw Sol disappear and immediately went to check on him they love each other so much I’m gonna sink into the center of the earth. That’s his fucking frog pal and that’s his fucking boy wizard do NOT separate (unless the world is at stake lol) Anyways that latest episode was badass and all and I like to imagine that during that epic battle Albin is w/ Ma sick from mosquitoes looking like the wettest cat ever.
#not another dnd podcast#naddpod#naddpod fanart#naddpod campaign 3#sol bufo#albin pembroke#albin comes home from a bad day of work (so every day) and immediately hugs sol#and just passes out there#this is my truth#sol gets cuteness aggression with albin#which is weird to everyone else because thats not the reaponse albin elicits in them#but sol doesnt care he just wants to hug the crap outta his bff#solbin u mean everything to me
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I made another concept in the span of 5 minutes while on the bus.
Anyways Oracle AU Submas (Oraclemas?).
Ingo and Emmet have the ability to divine the future, with one issue. Ingo can see the timeline of fate, Emmet can see the events to unfold, and neither can see what the other does. Ingo doesn't know whether what is to come is good or bad, and Emmet can only see events out of order.
They are able to bypass this by holding hands and using full concentration (aka co-divination) to see the full future, however they usually just use their individual visions and piece them together. Co-divination is reserved for either actual fortune-telling services or to investigate a vision either one feels may be concerning.
anyways other fun notes:
Ingo's ability to know when things happen but not what they are make him patient and paranoid. There have been instances where he predicts an event and prepares for danger, then when it actually arrives it turns out to be something perfectly fine (eg. a surprise birthday party)
Emmet's knowledge of future events stresses him out, he gets wrinkles and creases much faster than Ingo, and essentially ages earlier
The twins often used these abilities to aid them in battle growing up, which later led to them pursuing the skill further until they developed their own sense for battle
Besides working as Subway Bosses, they sometimes operate as fortune tellers for those who request their help
They have seen a whole scope of different events, good and bad, and are generally used to talking about any kind of scenario. Some people interpret their lack of reactions to mean that they don't care about the future, but that is not the case
There are anomalies in their visions, certain periods or events don't make any sense to them and they can't make them out clearly
Anyways this is just a little shitpost concept but I mean hey you guys can let me know what you think. Hope you guys enjoy the art and see you later.
also bonus doodle (this is not how it happens but still):
(Emmet sometimes curses his bloodline for having this ability)
#submas#submas au#au#emmet#subway master emmet#subway boss emmet#subway master kudari#emmet pokemon#kudari#fanart#digital art#in actuality Emmet gets a massive headache whenever he tries to see Ingo fall to the rift#Ingo also got a weird ominous feeling about a certain time and asked Emmet to help him see the future#to help calm his nerves (because surely he was overreacting again‚ right?)#They set up the table to try and foresee what was going to happen#and Emmet reacts so violently upon seeing the vision after a second that he lets go of Ingo immediately#he ends up passing out from it‚ and Ingo doesn't get to know what it is#anyways they also used this for menial shit like lotto numbers back when they were teens‚ but they're more responsible now#they definitely use this to shut people up though‚ Emmet pulls the “L + ratio + retirement home + Alzheimer's” on unruly passengers#and Ingo is like “2054‚ august 17th‚ 9:36 pm” with people being cocky/troublesome
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I am so unbelievably pissed off. FUCK HOAs
Oh, my trash/recycling bin can't be visible except on pickup day? Ok whatever fine I hate you but I can deal with this
Weekly inspections?????? FU FU FU FU FU
SECOND NOTICE ALSO WE'RE CHARGING YOU MONEY TO SEND YOU CERTIFIED MAIL OF THIS TOTALLY LEGIT TOTALLY SECOND NOTICE OF WHAT IS ACTUALLY A VIOLATION cue me: checks notes. Hmm. My recycling bin was. on the curb. on recycling pickup day. You know. The day it has to be out. The day it is motherfucking ALLOWED TO BE FUCKING OUT AND VISIBLE.
so. 1) not a violation
I have sent them the trash AND recycling pickup schedules, which are DIFFERENT, btw
I have disputed the fact of the violation
I have disputed the linking of this "violation" to a previous violation MONTHS AGO--their "first notice" in this case was a "Courtesy Notice" LITERALLY 5 MONTHS AGO and they've done so many inspections since then and my bin CLEARLY WASN'T OUT IN THOSE INTERVENING MONTHS so WTMFH
So I am posting like a crazy person here instead of sending the absolutely deranged email I almost sent (I did send a slightly less deranged version with the disputes, and requesting a hearing)
OMG. It has been. Less than one hour since I learned this fun fun news. My bin was out YESTERDAY, y'all. YESTERDAY. I am going to blow a gasket
#it's a relatively privileged problem to have (omg i have a home truly i am grateful) but it's still a goddamned problem and i'm allowed#to fucking complain about it#in case it needs to be said#*rolling my eyes*#i advocate for free/actually affordable housing for everyone who needs it because we ALL deserve a safe secure stable home#whatever type of home that may be#it is absolutely goddamned ridiculous that megacorps can buy all the housing#rent it out at extortionate rates and evict people willy nilly#and we're talking about a “housing crisis” and not a “STOP LETTING CORPORATIONS AND BILLIONAIRES HOARD ALL THE HOUSING” crisis#goddamn.#ha elect me president (ahaha don't do this i am not a good public speaker) and I'll push congress to pass some really neat legislation#hey be more direct: elect me to congress (ahaha don't do this) and i'll WRITE some goddamn nifty legislation and yell about it as long and#as loud as i can until people start to just fucking say yes to make me shut the fuck up#(i know that's not how it works. again. don't actually elect me to a government position)#exemplia gratis:#No individual person shall own more than 6 homes UNLESS they pay a Housing Market Shrinkage Fee for removing viable housing from the market#why 6 and not 2? 2 is a lot! it's excessive! but having A vacation home shouldn't be a crime. Having 5 vacation homes is ridiculous and#awful and whatever but it's not likely to be the source of all our greatest “housing shortage” problems. no. I'm aiming for the absolutely#monstrously greedy and egregious motherfuckers who---ok#hang on. how many homes does the average min and max homeowner own? I would like to see data on that. but anyway#the next part of the legislation:#Homes owned >6 shall be charged X% Housing Market Shrinkage Fee UNLESS they are rented for affordable (15% or less than renter net income)#housing and are actively occupied by said renters. Rented out and charging more than 15% of renter's net? still gotta pay up.#EMPTY housing >6 shall be subject to an additional Y% Housing Market Shrinkage Fee (tax? should I call it a tax?) which increases with ever#month that the housing goes unoccupied. no one living in it? sell it rent it or pay the fuck up. and still pay the fuck up if you rent it#for way too goddamn much money#but like. less. we only REALLY hate you if you sit on empty houses that you don't even let anyone use#ok that's individuals. now onto BUSINESSES#ok so immediately it gets a little complicated cuz like presumably there's rental management businesses that don't own the rental propertie#that they manage BUT there are also companies that just outright own a shitfuckton of housing and THIS is the truly egregious monstrous sid
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those baby onesies that are basically microfabric rags so the babies clean the floor while they flop around
that, but it's leon. and there's no point to this. generic "leon in captivity whump" concept, except he gets to entertain himself by flopping around.
#leon whump ideas ?#weird whump#blaming the tiredness#you get home from work and immediately want to pass out this is wack
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Chapter 95 - End of the Beginning, Beginning of the End
#boku no hero academia#deku#izuku midoriya#bnha#my hero academia#coming home in your outfit from the day not even changing into pjs just throwing yourself into bed#falling asleep almost immediately#we've all been there#you know that felt amazing to hit that fucking bed#didn't even get under the blankets. just passing out immediately
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New comic todayyyy tee hee
#i have a god awful morning shift but when i get home#if i dont pass out immediately#ill finish up the next comic lol
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#whiscash#and i'm back!! y'all wouldn't have seen any interruption since obviously i keep a very long queue for a reason but#i didn't queue up any pokémon for like five days. because i was in california. but i'm back home now and this is the morning after i return#like. i'm queueing this up the morning after i return. it's gonna post like july 20-something'th. idk. but last night (to me writing these#tags) i arrived home at like 1 AM and just immediately collapsed into bed and passed the fuck out bc i was wrecked#and i'm taking the rest of the week off of work. which may or may not actually pan out—i'm probably gonna get antsy and work at least a#little bit but. y'know. i'm tired. obviously. anyway whiscash pond? whiscash has a pond. we all know his pond#i don't know that much about rescue team tbqh. not my favorite pmd game. but he was definitely in it. i think he was actually floating#right above the evolution cave or something. i dunno#but here he is. he's on the blog#a fish with a blog. a blog in a bog. bc his pond?
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i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny
also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade
-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)
-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)
-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)
-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)

my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath

in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do
#base line i started sobbing IN THE MIDDLE OF MATH CLASS and had my phone taken away bc i was watching the mv for the ghost of you by mcr#i went to school with cat whiskers#me and my bsf made a presentation about an imaginary trip to the planet uranus and we filled it with so many memes and butt puns she started#laughing so hard she couldn't breathe and i had to do the entire presentation alone and we got a standing ovation#my 8th grade science teacher hated us#another time same class we had an assignment where we had to make a bunch of words with the periodic table and we did shrek and lucifer one#after another and when we turned it in our teacher read it and immediately told us to leave💀💀#same class again different friend we saw NA on the periodic table and started singing nanana by mcr and got sent out of class bc we started#laughing so hard we couldn't breathe#high school i would eddie munson on the lunch tables#found that aspect of eddie so relatable#filmed youtube videos at my old hs that STILL EXIST ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL#id honestly have them up for anyone to see but my old bsf found them extremely embarrassing and she thinks i deleted them#i used to go to school with a whole library in my backpack like the entire pjo/hoo series of unfortunate events harry potter etc#my backpack had a bunch of doodles on it and it said battaco big asf and it was an inside joke with my friends for years bc of it#i also used to go to school dressed as frank iero/gerard way/etc#pete wentz eyeliner#larped with the anime club in this little corner outside of the library bc it had a bunch of trees and a 6 ft long stick that we took turns#holding and screaming YOU SHALL NOT PASS‼️‼️#the middle school book club had movies days on fridays and when people tried to vote to watch the lighting thief movie i stood on my chair#and spent so long bitching about how bad it was that we had to do the movie the next monday bc people needed to go home and the librarian#could not stop my righteous fury#a teacher assaulted me trying to get me to stand for the flag so i dead weight dropped on top of him and then ran around the class to stay#away(real hard to do in a small music classroom) and when i got tired of that i beat him up a little and i didnt get in trouble bc he was#really embarrassed i got the drop on him(bc i had tiddies)#that man hated me for being trans#really got mad at me when the pledge started after that and id get up and salute while singing welcome to the black parade#was also genuinely bad at soccer that my teacher sent me off to other teachers when our class did soccer bc the only time i ever got the#ball i kicked it into the wrong goal#i got more stories but i ran out of tags :(
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six hours round trip only to be there for less than half an hour. it's finally over
#passed out near immediately getting back into the car. passed out getting home#i wasnt even driving 😭😭😭 but im just so glad for it to be over#like. obviously it wasnt the ONLY thing i did there. but what i was there for#ended up taking no time at all.......#and why did it need to happen at all. one of my identity checks was digital#found a nice gelato place. the sesame halva and pistachio cream was so good#turns out there are several stores in that chain locally LMAO weve just never seen them#if they say i need to go back to pick anything up ill kill myself.
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⭐️🔑🐝🍯 for Asera!! we dont know too too much about your oc's but that is the one we got on tha quiz :]
⭐️ (star) - If your oc could wish for one thing to come true, what would it be and why? How would this change their life?
asera would wish to forget. if she could do that, the false persona could probably subsume him. because it would no longer be a mask, without the darkness lurking behind.
🔑 (key) - What’s something your character has never told anyone? Why have they kept it a secret? What, if anything, would make them reveal it?
well this one is actually quite easy for asera. it would be the whole cannibalizing her family thing since he works as hard as possible not to let the mask slip. Shes Fine Guys. Trust. it wasnt really his fault anyway, the cannibalism was unwilling
🐝 (bumblebee) - What are some reasons someone would dislike or not get along with your oc? Are these negative traits something your oc is aware of?
waaaaay too upbeat and energetic. like a cloying sweetness. anyone with a more serious demeanor probably wants to strangle her. he is well aware of this
🍯 (honey) - What are some reasons someone would like or get along with your oc? Are these positive traits something your oc is aware of?
the reasons listed above could be good things, depending on your viewpoint. children like her if they dont notice something Off. he does at least pretend to care about people so theres that. id say asera generally believes people to slightly dislike her on average but knows that every average has outliers
#at your service / askbox#sorry this took so long#took the ACT today and then immediately passed out for several hours upon getting home
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it’s been such a long fucking week jesus christ
#ive been out doing shit every day and i have to deep clean the damn house bc inspection#literally it’s just go to work -> come home so exhausted i pass out immediately -> wake up and do chores-> drug myself to sleep bc if i#don’t i’ll pass out at work and become a danger to myself -> go to work -> repeat#im so overstimulated and exhausted#social anxiety at an all time high too im literally just there rigid as a board close to a panic attack all day#and it is so overstimulating. sometimes if i havent been out in a bit im like oh autism who i dont get overstimulated ever#but oh holy mother of GOD. nope i am so overstimulated that i dissociate#paired with the anxiety i genuinely don’t know how i fucking manage to get anything done#i am trying so hard to cope but the possibility of burn out terrifies me and i still dont know where the limit is so it’s a fine line betwn#building tolerance and burnout#ugh. im off today at least. cant rest abt it tho
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i'm not ignoring anything, just very tired!
#again we're in the middle of my work week now#i don't have the energy at the end of the day to do things like Respond To A Callout#it's hard to get my words together. every day i get home and immediately pass out
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I had to be social for almost 12 hours on saturday and then slept for like 13 hours last night lol
#chyanne speaks#personal#i needed a hard reboot and a very long system update after spending all day with my family#and then had to get up early sunday to do my laundry before i went to my sister's place#and then spend several hours with her#went home ate dinner and then immediately passed out on my couch at like 7#dragged myself to bed around 11 and slept on and off until 8
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positives:
last week i met maggie rogers twice (2nd time was just in passing) and she signed my record
got to see her at an intimate show at the house of blues
got to be a part of a special moment during don’t forget me where we all held up “we won’t forget you” signs which made her tear up
negatives:
had to spend five hours sitting on a bridge in the cold at 5:20am in order to get tickets
the concert was cut short bc like five people in a row passed out
i caught covid
#came back home and immediately got a jury duty summons tested postive for covid and received my dog’s ashes so. fun’s over lmao#anyway that line was crazyyyyy we were on all the news stations#getting there at 5am was NOT my initial plan but it became apparent that it was necessary if i wanted tickets#by 6:45 the line went from the venue down the bridge down the street and all the way down the other bridge across from me#did not expect to be watching the sun rise over the chicago river that morning lol#it was so so so cold and i was not dressed for it#the show was great tho she has such good energy and the new album is better live#sad we didn’t get to do most of the audience request songs but i hope all the people who passed out are ok…#also she was sweet when i met her but they rushed us through the line SO fast it was like 15 seconds
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IM FREE FROM WORK I CAN GO HOME AND SLEEP AND NOT DIE YEAAGG I DONT HAVE TO SEE ANY CUSTOMER FOR A MONTH YIPPIE BYE
#the fact that my boss dipped last week before all work was done and said to the therapists i quote#no its ok the girls will finish everything#here you go mate you dropped this: 🖕🖕🖕#and me and my coworker were forced to come to work sick to wrap everything up while hes chilling in dubai since saturday#i did it this once and never again fuck you#next time i have to work under so much pressure is the time im going to ask to get fired 👍 i deserve better#whatever man at least i can chill now i gotta go get groceries and then im heading home and i will pass out immediately#nat talks
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